soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

"fucking idiot"
me to me (via gnarly)
fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com
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yummyinmytumbly:

Szechuan Noodles

shyamin
218

a change gon come

this little tiny piece of world i’m living in, is no longer suitable for me. I dislike 90% of the beings i share my space with and the land is better off crumbling right into the ocean and sinking straight to the bottom. This tiny piece of world i call my home is making me sick and i am so thankful that change is A COMIN’ FAST. 

yummyinmytumbly:

Salmon Fried Rice
665
princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

raserus:

ayykae:

whorederves:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

I fucking love cats

I fucking lost it at the vacuum.

cats are aliens and i love them

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

image

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/
681
penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet